The Woodville Auditorium, Gravesend

Jack’s hard… on his luck! After playing with more than just his beans, he’s got a giant problem on his hands (and not the fun kind!)

When the rent boy Fleshlight calls and there’s no cash to spare, Jack’s brother Thick Twatt and his mother, Dame Twatt are left clutching their sagging udders with nothing left in their coin purse!

Join The Adult Panto Tour for their 5th filthy year of the ‘No.1 Outrageous Adult Panto’

⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️  “An absolute banger and must see!” - Review 2025 

⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ “Comedy genius from a must-see show” - Review 2025 

⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ “Absolutely hilarious. Didn’t stop laughing my cheeks were aching!” - Review 2024 

⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ “Knicker-wettingly funny” - Review 2024